Hansisland

Hansisland032

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 17:05:00 -0500

Prune Juice should be classed as a lethal weapon and Mounties always get their man
Mounties love men
Dark Matter, Black Matter, Doesnt matter
Mr T. has known about this for years.
Wilhelm Reich, Nikola Tesla and TH Moray where all right. Free energy for everyone.
Get Giant Squid, Darth Vaders ship and salty cornflakes pumped right into your earsockets
Download the hansisland podcast and unplug yourself for a wee while
Just dont wet your pants

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Hansisland031

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 18:50:00 -0500

Gearing up for 2007… Its going to be great!

Would you like to leave a message for miss Hilton? What a waste of organic matter.

Colonic, hydrotherapy. Arse-wash; whatever you call it its just like coffee and Danish.

Bill Wood playing rock and roll again – tell Bill he’s great at wood.william@gmail.com

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Hansisland030

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 17:54:00 -0500

Extending the shelf life of soft fruit? Why would you use a pyramid… maybe its too organic hmm.
Jesper Rasmussen in England protesting against animal testing.
Vasectomy, chopperation, male sterilisation; whatever you call it it hutrs like hell.
Haven’t podcasted for a month because my testicles hurt.

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Hansisland 029

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 18:13:00 -0400

Selling my soul to satan by paying for website hosting? I don’t think so, but if you feel strongly about it, write an email. And just download the MP3 don't try to use the website widget player because the MP3 file isn’t divisible by 11.

Wood.william@gmail.com – email Bill about his music…..

Faraday cages and Nikola Tesla are the best thing ever. Go on! Try and top that for interesting and supreme podcast material; I dare you!

Here’s a million – get punched in the shoe…. Yoda is, in dwarfen terms, the best golfer in the world. Another Lexus to the little green man!

Mushrooms? How does that work?

Greenpeace against APPLE –
Faraday Cage –
Is it Friday? –
NimFM –
Supermarket Windmills –
Hughs Windmills –
Obscure Internet –
Enemy of the State –
Hansisland on PodcastAlley – I'm not sure why you would want to vote. But lets see how many votes we can get :)

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Hansisland 028

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 16:25:00 -0400

In a hotel with the guys from Obscureinternet.com. Subjects ranging from Stephen Hawking’s famous quote ‘Ration the Coke’ to grey squirrels being the source of all evil. Podsafe and homemade music kindly from Bill Wood. The blonde one out of Cagney and Lacey is obviously a time traveller. Links to the 90s pop music people Hanson have had to be included on www.freewebs.com/hansisland due to a slight misunderstanding

Something I saw on a wall at work: SEMPER IN EXCRETA SUMUS, SOLUM PROFUNDUM VARIAT! Spooky

Bills first car was gay. KIA cars are made in Denmark, although they’re from Korea. Horses are measured by hands NOT Hans… which is an island. Canada doesn’t own anything, including Canada; they simply rent it from America. Jimmy Doohan is actually in space with Elvis. Just build an elevator up to heaven; baby’s with wings, angles with their breasts out. And, what, by the way, have you got against shitney?

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Hansisland 027

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 15:52:00 -0400

Look at all the links this time.. Lots to talk about. – Savonius Windmills, ‘The whole moonlanding thang was a dang hoax!’ Mr. Robins, the prospector (stinky Pete) from HansIsland…. Danish people need to toughen up man!.

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Hansisland 026

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 15:50:00 -0400

Timetravel, SUVs and Orgone energy are discussed in true Hansisland Fashion ie. Robert does’nt completely know what he’s talking about. Whats with the postman encouraging dogs to chew mail? Where did that come from? Enjoy

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Hansisland 025

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 15:48:00 -0400

- Censorship is on the cards this time, along with Marion Island and Mega Blox!.

– Jesper Rasmussen gets it wrong outside Walmart HQ!

Marion Island –

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Hansisland 024

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Mon, 15 May 2006 15:44:00 -0400

- Dan Browns orgasm? Browns Gas? and a car that runs on a Joe Cell!.

– HansIsland gets linked with Bornholm, round churches and the Knights Templar! – Indoor skiing in a country like scotland is like a solar powered sunbed, don’t even get me started on Dubai!

Hello I’m a venture capitalist!” (sound of machine gun fire….) Thanks environmental man

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Hansisland 023

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 15:41:00 -0400

- Jesper Rasmussen goes to Hamburg to protest against the ‘Freedom of the Seas’ . A F*** off huge boat.

– Donald F Trump gets a seeing to in Scotland where he intends to build yet another golf course (how original is that?). Ever heard of ‘Bringing Bread to the Bakers’?

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Hansisland 022

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 14:26:00 -0400

Brought to you by the letters A for Alaska and O for Oilspil (thanks George)....

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Hansisland 021

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 14:21:00 -0500

Brought to you by the letter H . H for hydrogen and H for holisticism. Mostly because hydrogen is cool, but also because holisticism takes most scrabble players by surpise.

Real men save wales, real men scale walls of nuclear installations with banners. Real men don’t smell of hair gel and go for adventure weekends paintballing or driving a tank.

“The glamorous lifestyle of an environmental activist… lying around on beaches…. sipping pinacoladas… ”

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Hansisland 020

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 14:14:00 -0500

Brought to you by the letters G and W in great anticipation of not having to mention these two letters in the same sentence ever again

Iceland is great. Lets not be all swedish about it and run around singing ‘its the final countdown’. If youre going to show someone your bottom then be environmentally aware. Please. Will environmental man shoot owners of garden heaters if he spots them?.

“Rupert Murdoch has his eye on the short-term, quick win, haven;t actually done anything yet type deal with Sweden. In this world of ‘have a KFC today and worry about a colon full of birdflu tommorow!”

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Hansisland 019

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Mon, 13 Feb 2006 12:50:00 -0500

New Format. Torsten the Hansisland Computer gets introduced. Dog Crap and minimotor bikes receive special mention in the hansisland awards and Toptips. Yoda the speaking clock is tried out as is audrey the electronic voice.

MiniChopper – total waste of space
Quickfire – Bullets kill people
One laptop / child –
Neanderthal teeth – yes its in Germany
yoda talking clock – Limmys blog is great

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Hansisland 018

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 12:44:00 -0500

Environmental man persuading to watch next months eclipse on the web instead.

Teddys in Munich can still get to f***.

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Hansisland 017

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 12:27:00 -0500

- No time for people who christen their children ‘Anakin’

– Environmental man on the loose again. – Whats the score with sea levels rising 7m? – Thanks to Bayerische Motorwerke.

Burning Dannebrog – Freedom
Canadian Banner – Canadian Banner I found. Hmmmm.

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Hansisland016

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:19:00 -0500

- Back again, and on track..

– Apples from NewZealand are bad for the iceshelfs… except if you live in NZ. – Mira Craig? Sums up western culture/intelligence beautifully – Canadiens do say the funniest things.

Mira Craig – Heres Mira . What a dipstick.
Canadian UFOs – Scary stuff.
Peace in Space – Will the madness never end?
Ratbag Radio – Ratbag Radio. Dave Riley

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Hansisland 015

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Mon, 28 Nov 2005 12:36:00 -0500

- EnvironMENTAL man still ultra violent. – Photo recongnition password authentication things – “Mark-sism” , moans from England – Mrs. Jayne Doe ?? huh?.

Passfaces – Passfaces
Audacity – Best free tool for podcasting ever!

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Hansisland 014

hansisland.mypodcasts.net — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 12:39:00 -0500

- Jesper Rasmussen loses the plot outside IKEA in Hannover. – “EnvironMENTAL-man” gets his message across – “Mark-sism” introduction – Alternative energy sources to Alaskan Oil.